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Dimentia

iam8up — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:16:55 +0000

You are a participant in a race. you overtake the second person. What position are you in?

If you overtake the last person, then you are what?

Some fun arithmetic. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Answer

Mary’s father has five daughters:
1. Nana 2. Nene 3. Nini 4. Nono 5. ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; How does he indicate what he wants?

Answer

The Book

iam8up — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:56:55 +0000

The Internet is not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes.

A bench is not a big table. It’s a series of boards.

A newspaper is not a big newsletter. It’s a series of articles.

Mac and cheese is not a big meal. It’s a series of bites.

A date is not a life contract. It’s a series of conversations.

Master reset, factory default, clear data from Samsung Rugby

iam8up — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:21:13 +0000

I have been spoiled with the Blackberry OS. You go to one command and it wipes everything. Ghetto phones (that is non iOS, Blackberry, Android, etc) seem to not want to simplify this.

Some tutorials and videos suggest the password is 0000 – I found it was 1234 on this phone.

Before sending this phone out I did three things:

*Settings -> Reset Settings (this seems to be preferences and such)
*Settings -> Memory Management -> Clear Memory (address book, downloads, pictures, ringtones, etc)
*Dial -> Clear -> All (the calls)

Remember that some GSM phones store the contacts on the SIM card!!!

Seems to have gotten everything at this point. YMMV.

Bender Components

iam8up — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:05:34 +0000

2×07 – 6:02 – 40% titanium
4×07 – 4:25 – .04% nickel impurity
2×04 – 3:21 – 40% zinc
5×02 – 17:35 – 40% dolomite
4×11 – 14:19 – 30% iron
6×03 – 2:28 – 40% chromium

total 190.04%

Can you spell that for me, sir?

iam8up — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 17:57:55 +0000

Play as Master Hand in Super Smash Bros Melee

iam8up — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 03:36:05 +0000

Ubiquiti NSM5

iam8up — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 23:07:02 +0000

Ideal solution for a short distance outdoor ptp link.

In the lab I get 150 megs aggregate (that is 100 by 50 megs due to the 100BaseT port) with AirMAX and 40Mhz channels.

Seriously Japan? WTF

iam8up — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 04:40:05 +0000

You really will say WTF

BP should stand up to what it has done, alone

iam8up — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:32:44 +0000

Headlines are being made by a $20 billion fund to compensate victims — but the U.S. government is contributing all $20 billion dollars, according to a BP press release (h/t TPM). BP will contribute between $1 billion and $2 billion per quarter, starting in Q3 2010. In effect, the USA is giving BP an interest-free loan on favorable terms. BP’s stock rose rapidly today.

*BP cuts costs to save money
*BP royally fucks up, destroying businesses and the economy
*Government gives BP $20 billion 3-5 year loan for free
*BP says whoopsy daisy

http://www.wispa.org/?p=2566
http://tinyurl.com/25qzkkp

I feel absolutely cheated that my tax dollars are helping a company survive that destroys our economy.

PALS FOR LIFE

iam8up — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 04:01:10 +0000