Archive for May, 2010
We’re diffarint skeen
by iam8up on May.31, 2010, under funny
Most of the video is your typical creationism versus evolution argument. The gold is at the end – watch the last ~30 seconds.
Campfire Horror Stories
by iam8up on May.31, 2010, under funny, geeky
Props to anyone that gets this and can laugh about it. Comment below if you lol’ed.
InstaMapper for Blackberry, Android, others
by iam8up on May.21, 2010, under geeky
This is where I am, following my Droid X.
GPS tracking powered by InstaMapper.com
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
by iam8up on May.09, 2010, under food4brain
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct….. ….leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
MikroTik RB750 initial script
by iam8up on May.07, 2010, under mikrotik
#| ether1 is renamed ether1-gateway, rest of interfaces are switched
#| IP address 192.168.88.1/24 is on switch
#| DHCP client is on ether1-gateway
#| DHCP server is on switch, with address pool 192.168.88.10-192.168.88.254
#| masquerade on ether1-gateway
:global action
# these commands are executed after installation or configuration reset
:if ($action = “apply”) do={
/interface set ether1 name=ether1-gateway
/interface set ether2 name=ether2-local-master
/interface set ether3 name=ether3-local-slave
/interface set ether4 name=ether4-local-slave
/interface set ether5 name=ether5-local-slave
/interface ethernet set ether3-local-slave master-port=ether2-local-master
/interface ethernet set ether4-local-slave master-port=ether2-local-master
/interface ethernet set ether5-local-slave master-port=ether2-local-master
/ip address add address=192.168.88.1/24 interface=ether2-local-master comment=”default configuration”
:if ([:len [/system package find name="dhcp" !disabled]] != 0) do={
/ip dhcp-client add interface=ether1-gateway disabled=no comment=”default configuration”;
/ip pool add name=default-dhcp ranges=192.168.88.10-192.168.88.254;
/ip dhcp-server add name=default address-pool=default-dhcp interface=ether2-local-master disabled=no;
/ip dhcp-server network add address=192.168.88.0/24 gateway=192.168.88.1 dns-server=192.168.88.1 comment=”default configuration”;
}
/ip firewall {
filter add chain=input action=accept protocol=icmp comment=”default configuration”
filter add chain=input action=accept connection-state=established in-interface=ether1-gateway comment=”default configuration”
filter add chain=input action=accept connection-state=related in-interface=ether1-gateway comment=”default configuration”
filter add chain=input action=drop in-interface=ether1-gateway comment=”default configuration”
nat add chain=srcnat out-interface=ether1-gateway action=masquerade comment=”default configuration”
}
/ip dns {
set allow-remote-requests=yes
static add name=router address=192.168.88.1
}
/tool mac-server remove [find]
/tool mac-server add interface=ether2-local-master disabled=no
/tool mac-server add interface=ether3-local-slave disabled=no
/tool mac-server add interface=ether4-local-slave disabled=no
/tool mac-server add interface=ether5-local-slave disabled=no
/tool mac-server mac-winbox disable [find]
/tool mac-server mac-winbox add interface=ether2-local-master disabled=no
/tool mac-server mac-winbox add interface=ether3-local-slave disabled=no
/tool mac-server mac-winbox add interface=ether4-local-slave disabled=no
/tool mac-server mac-winbox add interface=ether5-local-slave disabled=no
/ip neighbor discovery set [find name=ether1-gateway] discover=no
}
# these commands are executed if user requests to remove default configuration
:if ($action = “revert”) do={
/ip firewall {
:local o [nat find comment="default configuration"]
:if ([:len $o] != 0) do={ nat remove $o }
:local o [filter find comment="default configuration"]
:if ([:len $o] != 0) do={ filter remove $o }
}
:if ([:len [/system package find name="dhcp" !disabled]] != 0) do={
:local o [/ip dhcp-server network find comment="default configuration"]
:if ([:len $o] != 0) do={ /ip dhcp-server network remove $o }
:local o [/ip dhcp-server find name="default" address-pool="default-dhcp" interface=ether2-local-master !disabled]
:if ([:len $o] != 0) do={ /ip dhcp-server remove $o }
/ip pool {
:local o [find name=default-dhcp ranges=192.168.88.10-192.168.88.254]
:if ([:len $o] != 0) do={ remove $o }
}
:local o [/ip dhcp-client find comment="default configuration"]
:if ([:len $o] != 0) do={ /ip dhcp-client remove $o }
}
/ip dns {
set allow-remote-requests=no
:local o [static find name=router address=192.168.88.1]
:if ([:len $o] != 0) do={ static remove $o }
}
/ip address {
:local o [find comment="default configuration"]
:if ([:len $o] != 0) do={ remove $o }
}
/tool mac-server remove [find]
/tool mac-server add interface=all disabled=no
/tool mac-server mac-winbox remove [find interface!=all]
/tool mac-server mac-winbox set [find] disabled=no
/ip neighbor discovery set [find name=ether1-gateway] discover=yes
/interface ethernet set ether3-local-slave master-port=none
/interface ethernet set ether4-local-slave master-port=none
/interface ethernet set ether5-local-slave master-port=none
/interface set ether1-gateway name=ether1
/interface set ether2-local-master name=ether2
/interface set ether3-local-slave name=ether3
/interface set ether4-local-slave name=ether4
/interface set ether5-local-slave name=ether5
}
What some people can do with TWO fingers!
by iam8up on May.07, 2010, under funny
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